Q: What makes music on your head?
A: A head band!
Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open
Q: What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?
A: A firequacker!
Q: What was the goal of the detective duck?
A: To quack the case
Q: Why was the duck put into the basketball game?
A: To make a fowl shot!
Q: What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
A: He quacked up!
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data!
Q: Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
A: Because she broke the record!
Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music!
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!
Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.
Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
A: She wanted to reach the high notes!
Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!
Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs
Q: What has fangs and webbed feet?
A: Count Duckula
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A: A screensaver!
Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads
Q: What makes pirates such good singers?
A: They can hit the high Cs!
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
A: Lots of memory
Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying Bach, Bach!
Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
A: Lonely
Q: What part of the turkey is musical?
A: The drumstick!
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish!
Q: What has forty feet and sings?
A: The school choir!
Q: What is the musical part of a snake?
A: The scales!
Q: Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
A: In the piano!
Q: What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A: A moo-sician
Q: Where should a 50 stone alien go?
A: On a diet
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.
Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: Write on!
A: A head band!
Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open
Q: What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?
A: A firequacker!
Q: What was the goal of the detective duck?
A: To quack the case
Q: Why was the duck put into the basketball game?
A: To make a fowl shot!
Q: What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
A: He quacked up!
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data!
Q: Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
A: Because she broke the record!
Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music!
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!
Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.
Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
A: She wanted to reach the high notes!
Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!
Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs
Q: What has fangs and webbed feet?
A: Count Duckula
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A: A screensaver!
Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads
Q: What makes pirates such good singers?
A: They can hit the high Cs!
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
A: Lots of memory
Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying Bach, Bach!
Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
A: Lonely
Q: What part of the turkey is musical?
A: The drumstick!
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish!
Q: What has forty feet and sings?
A: The school choir!
Q: What is the musical part of a snake?
A: The scales!
Q: Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
A: In the piano!
Q: What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A: A moo-sician
Q: Where should a 50 stone alien go?
A: On a diet
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.
Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: Write on!