Q: What makes music on your head?
A: A head band! Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks? A: A box of quackers! Q: Who stole the soap? A: The robber ducky! Q: Why was the computer cold? A: It left it's Windows open Q: What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck? A: A firequacker! Q: What was the goal of the detective duck? A: To quack the case Q: Why was the duck put into the basketball game? A: To make a fowl shot! Q: What did the duck do after he read all these jokes? A: He quacked up! Q: What did the spider do on the computer? A: Made a website! Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime? A: Had a byte! Q: What does a baby computer call his father? A: Data! Q: Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music? A: Because she broke the record! Q: What type of music are balloons scared of? A: Pop music! Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing? A: It had a virus! Q: What is a computer virus? A: A terminal illness! Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look a bit flushed. Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing? A: She wanted to reach the high notes! Q: What time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn! Q: Why was there a bug in the computer? A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat? Q: Why did the computer squeak? A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse! Q: What goes up and down but does not move? A: Stairs Q: What has fangs and webbed feet? A: Count Duckula Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard? A: A screensaver! Q: Where do all the cool mice live? A: In their mousepads Q: What makes pirates such good singers? A: They can hit the high Cs! Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? A: Lots of memory Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? A: They kept saying Bach, Bach! Q: What do ducks get after they eat? A: A bill! Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to? A: Lonely Q: What part of the turkey is musical? A: The drumstick! Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A: You can't tuna fish! Q: What has forty feet and sings? A: The school choir! Q: What is the musical part of a snake? A: The scales! Q: Where did the music teacher leave his keys? A: In the piano! Q: What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A: A moo-sician Q: Where should a 50 stone alien go? A: On a diet Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: I'll meet you at the corner. Q: What did the paper say to the pencil? A: Write on! |
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